Episode 77 - A 3120-Piece Puzzle

May 31st, 2020

Friends, we have figured it out. This whole podcast is actually mapping our progress towards completing a 3120 piece puzzle, and by the end of it we will see how every single movie ties together. This week we discuss Strange Nature, Tropic Thunder, After Midnight and Source of Shadows, before diving into our main features: In Good Company and School of Rock.

Episode 76 - What Else?

May 25th, 2020

Jen feels herself getting dumber and Darcy has become obsessed with product placement in movies. We watched Scoob, Blood Machines, and Solar Opposites, and those last two aren't even movies! A few awkward segues later, we dive into our main features: Black Dynamite and I Am Sam.

Episode 76 Trailer

May 18th, 2020

Jen forgot to append this to the last episode, so it gets its own standalone episode. In less than 4 minutes we tell you which movies we are pulling out of the collection next, and Jen tries to guess what they are going to be about.

Episode 75 - Extra-Medium Movies

May 18th, 2020

We couldn't think of a title for this week's episode, and realized that it's probably because the movies weren't particularly polarizing this time. We managed to find ourselves a couple of extra-medium movies, for once. Aside from the DVD collection we watched WolfCop, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, and Coronazombies. These are not extra-medium movies, check them out. Or don't, see if we care. Then on the extra-medium feature table we have two single-word titles: Argo, and Election. Medium-ness fully achieved.

Episode 74 - Don’t Open This Podcast: Dead Inside

May 5th, 2020

Welcome to our gratuitous zombie episode! Rather than watch some more garbage DVDs from our collection, we(Darcy) decided it was time for a palate cleanser. And Jen somehow paid enough attention to remember the names of all the movies, plus a few scattered details of the plots of some of them! We review Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, One Cut of the Dead, Rhymes for Young Ghouls, and the freshly-released Blood Quantum. We were even considerate enough to give a spoiler-free chat about Blood Quantum before issuing a spoiler warning and diving into more detail, just in case you're on the fence about watching it for some reason.

Episode 73 - Yard Full of Dog Turds

April 26th, 2020

We are back from hiatus and bringing more energy than ever with our fancy standing desk! It's been awhile, and we've watched many films since our last episode, mostly from outside our DVD collection. We discuss Hard Candy, Underwater, Bad Boys for Life, The Nightingale, Lake Placid, The Invisible Man, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Fantasy Island, Forbidden World, Porno, The Boat, and Species. Finally, after all that, we grudgingly relive the discomfort of our two feature DVD's: Big Momma's House, and Valentine's Day. Listen to find out which one was worse!

Episode 72 - Are You Blart Enough?

March 26th, 2020

At long last, our collection of DVDs has given us a true gem, a pivotal film in the history of cinema. That treasured classic, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. But instead of watching the DVD by ourselves like a couple of losers, we watched this via Netflix Party with some friends, and two of those friends joined us for the podcast. We recorded it live so you may hear some references to the livestream and the kind folks who joined us for it. Also, this episode is either our most entertaining one to date, or our very worst. Please tell us which, but only if it's the first one.

Episode 71 - Throwin Hellbows

March 11th, 2020

This week we share some details about Darcy's new business venture, which is super cool. Then we talk about Guns Akimbo, Final Destination and an utterly weird piece of film called Tetsuo the Iron Man. After that we dive into the DVD's we plucked from the collection this week, Snatch and Enemy at the Gates.

Episode 70 - You’re Half-Ply, Bahd

March 5th, 2020

We just got back from vacation so we spend much of the episode talking about that instead of the terrible movies we watched. Ok, there was one good one, Holidays, but obviously that wasn't part of our DVD collection. The two DVDs we reviewed are Miss Congeniality 2, and the widely-hated Dragonball Evolution.

Episode 69 - What Fear Looks Like

February 21st, 2020

Well we just couldn't let this opportunity pass us by. Episode 69 is here and we watched two fantastic XXX parody movies, Game of Bones and Clerks XXX. For reasons we can't remember, we also go to great lengths to make this our one, and only, family-friendly episode. Please enjoy (at your own risk).

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